Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
