he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Randomize
