we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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