i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
the liver wants what the liver wants
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
