It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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