have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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