Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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