It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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