Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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