Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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