she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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