She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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