brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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