i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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