no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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