scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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