new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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