I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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