When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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