also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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