I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
she pinky promised me she was 18
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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