Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
All the doctor said was why
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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