if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
