we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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