where am i from again
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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