I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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