hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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