the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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