If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Randomize
