Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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