Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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