Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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