So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Randomize