went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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