okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
