how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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