This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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