I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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