I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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