Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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