I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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