I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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