There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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