Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
