she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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