It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
