Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Randomize
