Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
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