Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
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