Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I love you. Go after that dick
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