I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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