Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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