Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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