Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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