Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
What a dumb baby whore.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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