nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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